Make Haste, Chaps

*RING RING* >MAKE HASTE, CHAPS *RING RING* >ACQUIRE SOME POINTS IF IT ISN'T TERRIBLY INCONVENIENT *RING RING*

A static stock photo shows a shirtless tattooed man in a top hat using a megaphone at a crowded football stadium. The accompanying greentext asks the team to hurry and acquire points, phrased in absurdly polite upper-class English; the ringing and ding-like audio make it feel like an urgent but comically formal announcement. EN: A static stock photo shows a shirtless tattooed man in a top hat using a megaphone at a crowded football stadium. The accompanying greentext asks the team to hurry and acquire points, phrased in absurdly polite upper-class English; the ringing and ding-like audio make it feel like an urgent but comically formal announcement.

Make haste, chaps. Acquire some points if it is terribly inconvenient.

• @afrosidemoon / 40894 2021-07-08