Portugal Have Ronaldo, Italy Have a Team

PORTUGAL HAVE RONALDO! BRAZIL HAVE NEYMAR! ARGENTINA HAVE MESSI! ITALY HAVE A TEAM! I have long hanging nuts

A football meme compares Portugal, Brazil, and Argentina, each represented by a famous star—Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar, and Lionel Messi—while Italy is represented by an entire team. The final crude punchline claims the speaker has “long hanging nuts,” turning national football pride into an absurd boast. It is used as an irreverent reaction to jokes about masculinity, confidence, or having an unusual advantage. EN: A football meme compares Portugal, Brazil, and Argentina, each represented by a famous star—Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar, and Lionel Messi—while Italy is represented by an entire team. The final crude punchline claims the speaker has “long hanging nuts,” turning national football pride into an absurd boast. It is used as an irreverent reaction to jokes about masculinity, confidence, or having an unusual advantage.

• @afrosidemoon / 40783 2021-07-05