Pansexuality Logic Meme

Text on the meme

Are u bisexual? Nooo, I’m pansexual, I love everyone So u love children? Nooo, that’s pedophilia U love dead people? Nooo, that’s necrophilia Do u love animals? Nooo, that’s zoophilia So you’re bisexual Noooooooooooo

What it means

A multi-panel comic shows a bearded man asking a crying, rainbow-headed character whether he loves children, dead people, and animals. The character rejects each interpretation as a different paraphilia, leading to the absurd conclusion that he must be bisexual. The joke relies on deliberately faulty wordplay and an escalating misunderstanding of “love everyone.”

Objects

bearded man / бородатый мужчина crying bald character / плачущий лысый персонаж rainbow flag / радужный флаг glasses / очки black shirt / чёрная рубашка conversation panels / панели диалога speech captions / подписи диалога open mouth / открытый рот tears / слёзы blond hair / светлые волосы facial hair / растительность на лице cartoon drawing / рисунок мультфильма