Book Turns Into Laser Vision

“Oh look a book.” “Ah fuck, my eyes!” “Oh cool, I have laser vision.”

A cartoon bird in a blue dress looks at a book, recoils in pain, and then discovers that its damaged eyes project giant laser beams. The joke turns eye strain or blindness from reading into an absurd superpower, making it useful as a reaction to unexpectedly painful information or a terrible book. EN: A cartoon bird in a blue dress looks at a book, recoils in pain, and then discovers that its damaged eyes project giant laser beams. The joke turns eye strain or blindness from reading into an absurd superpower, making it useful as a reaction to unexpectedly painful information or a terrible book.

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