Gas Station Night Call

Times you acted like the drive(...) >Buy a 500 toothpick bag at the, some antifreeze and gloves at the gas station >Cashier girl asks 'would you like a bag?' after I've paid >Stare her down until I walk out >Circle the block a few times >Walk back in >Walk up to her >'....................sure' I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL

A screenshot-style greentext shows a man buying toothpicks, antifreeze, and gloves, then dramatically returning to accept a bag after the cashier asks if he wants one. The joke parodies the intense, wordless driving scenes from Drive, turning a trivial shopping interaction into a brooding cinematic moment. EN: A screenshot-style greentext shows a man buying toothpicks, antifreeze, and gloves, then dramatically returning to accept a bag after the cashier asks if he wants one. The joke parodies the intense, wordless driving scenes from Drive, turning a trivial shopping interaction into a brooding cinematic moment.

• @afrosidemoon / 37024 2021-03-03