I don't want to contraception

husband What form of contraceptives do you use? * Male condoms Female condoms Pill Hormonal ring IUD Injection Surgical sterilization Implant Patch Diaphragm I don't use contraception wife If you don't use contraception of any form, why not? * I don't want sex/my body to feel different I'm trying to get pregnant I don't want to

A husband and wife appear beside a contraception survey. The husband is labeled “husband,” while the wife is labeled “wife,” and the survey answers imply that she does not use contraception because she simply does not want to. The joke comes from the awkwardly blunt mismatch between the detailed list of contraceptive options and the final deadpan answer, making it useful as a reaction to refusing something without explanation.

• @afrosidemoon / 36543 2021-02-16