Godzilla Fans Explaining Kong's Defeat

Godzilla fans Explaining how Also if you compare their heights Godzilla's original height is 50 meters and even then he could kick Kong's ass, he has since become much larger in the movies (150 meters), and because of the square-ish that means that he would have to be exponentially stronger than his original incarnation to even move. Kong on the other hand has only had a few decades to grow to his current size while Godzilla has millennia of combat experience, the two are hardly comparable. Explaining how Godzilla has to win because in the original film King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962) it was all a metaphor for the juxtaposing forces of man's nuclear hubris and man's more primal state. Ironically they claim in the movie that Kong is the more intelligent of the two but that is clearly not the case because across the movies godzilla has been shown to be far smarter on multiple occasions. Kong Fans MONKEY FLIP

The video begins with a bearded man intensely explaining an elaborate argument for why Godzilla must defeat Kong, while dense text makes the reasoning comically over-serious. It then cuts to blurry footage of a monkey repeatedly flipping or tumbling, labeled “Kong Fans,” with “MONKEY FLIP” below. The joke contrasts Godzilla fans’ pseudo-scholarly power-scaling with Kong fans’ supposedly simple, chaotic reaction; the dramatic metal song “Lost Horizon — Highlander (The One)” makes the escalation feel grand and absurd. EN: The video begins with a bearded man intensely explaining an elaborate argument for why Godzilla must defeat Kong, while dense text makes the reasoning comically over-serious. It then cuts to blurry footage of a monkey repeatedly flipping or tumbling, labeled “Kong Fans,” with “MONKEY FLIP” below. The joke contrasts Godzilla fans’ pseudo-scholarly power-scaling with Kong fans’ supposedly simple, chaotic reaction; the dramatic metal song “Lost Horizon — Highlander (The One)” makes the escalation feel grand and absurd.

♪ Lost Horizon — Highlander (The One)

• @afrosidemoon / 36022 2021-01-29