Ideal Male Body Peak Performance

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. This man weighs 600 pounds, which means he lifts 600 pounds with every step. He doesn't need the gym because he is the gym. So please, tell us more about how tough you are for lifting 3 days a week. This guy does a 600 pound squat every time he takes a shit. Which is often.

A very large man stands outdoors by a lakeside railing beneath a caption praising his body as the ideal form of peak performance. The joke absurdly equates his body weight with lifting 600 pounds at every step and claims that using the bathroom counts as a 600-pound squat, mocking people who boast about ordinary gym routines.

• @afrosidemoon / 34797 2020-12-14