Even on the Coldest Nights

EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS I EAT MY OWN CUM Fuck it might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >i try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >i want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones will let us see the dawn once more" >"even on the coldest nights, i eat my own cum"

A sinister yellow-green cartoon creature stares forward beneath the caption “EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS / I EAT MY OWN CUM.” The accompanying 4chan-style story describes a funeral-agency worker trying not to laugh during a grieving family’s meeting, then replacing an inspirational closing line with the obscene caption. It is sent as an absurd, inappropriate reaction to situations where someone is struggling to keep a straight face. EN: A sinister yellow-green cartoon creature stares forward beneath the caption “EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS / I EAT MY OWN CUM.” The accompanying 4chan-style story describes a funeral-agency worker trying not to laugh during a grieving family’s meeting, then replacing an inspirational closing line with the obscene caption. It is sent as an absurd, inappropriate reaction to situations where someone is struggling to keep a straight face.

• @afrosidemoon / 34145 2020-11-22