Movie Theater Robbery Report
LAST NIGHT A MOVIE THEATER WAS ROBBED OF A $1000 DOLLARS THE THIEVES TOOK ONE LARGE BAG OF POPCORN, A COMBO MEAL AND A BOX OF MILK DUDS
Ron Burgundy reports a movie theater robbery with exaggerated seriousness, but the thieves only stole popcorn, a combo meal, and Milk Duds. The absurdly trivial “crime” is the punchline, making this useful as a reaction to overdramatic descriptions of minor problems.
man in suit / мужчина в костюмеmustache / усыnews desk / новостной столnews studio / новостная студияblue backdrop / синий фонtelevision news backdrop / фон телевизионных новостейstriped tie / полосатый галстукwhite shirt / белая рубашкаmovie theater / кинотеатрpopcorn bag / пакет попкорнаcombo meal / комбо-наборbox of Milk Duds / коробка Milk Dudsstolen snacks / украденные закуски
- @afrosidemoon / 29228 2020-07-03
- @afrosidemoon / 30993 2020-08-22
- Template
- Ron Burgundy News Report
- Type
- image
- Size
- 540×452 · 61.7 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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