Men Warn Dinosaurs About Asteroid

Women with a time machine I am your granddaughter Really? Men with a time machine The asteroid is going to come hard and fast, impacting just to the northeast of the Yucatán Peninsula. I will try to stop it, but in case I fail, evacuate everyone in southern Laramidia. Nuclear winter means plant yields will be low, and mammals will be targeting your nesting sites. THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP. WE GOT THIS NOW BRO.

A woman with a time machine tells another woman, “I am your granddaughter,” and receives a surprised reaction. A man instead travels back to warn a dinosaur about the asteroid impact that will eventually cause the extinction of the dinosaurs, but the dinosaur confidently says they can handle it. The joke contrasts women using time travel for personal family revelations with men using it for an overly specific but ultimately useless warning to prehistoric creatures. EN: A woman with a time machine tells another woman, “I am your granddaughter,” and receives a surprised reaction. A man instead travels back to warn a dinosaur about the asteroid impact that will eventually cause the extinction of the dinosaurs, but the dinosaur confidently says they can handle it. The joke contrasts women using time travel for personal family revelations with men using it for an overly specific but ultimately useless warning to prehistoric creatures.

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