Choose Your Worst Superpower

Text on the meme

Choose your superpower Very small dick Extra chromosome Become a shemale Be poor Teleport to Kenya Dildos instead of hands

What it means

A fake “choose your superpower” menu lists increasingly absurd and insulting options, paired with social-media-style emoji icons. The joke is the deliberately terrible choices, escalating from personal misfortune to bizarre body-related curses, making it useful as an offensive absurdist reaction meme. EN: A fake “choose your superpower” menu lists increasingly absurd and insulting options, paired with social-media-style emoji icons. The joke is the deliberately terrible choices, escalating from personal misfortune to bizarre body-related curses, making it useful as an offensive absurdist reaction meme.

Objects

blue thumbs-up icon / синяя иконка с поднятым большим пальцем red heart icon / красная иконка с сердцем laughing emoji / смеющийся эмодзи surprised emoji / удивлённый эмодзи sad crying emoji / грустный плачущий эмодзи angry emoji / злой эмодзи white text on black background / белый текст на чёрном фоне list of choices / список вариантов