Hitman Finds a New Way to Subdue

DEFEAT MARK WOLF FOUND TRESPASSING SUBDUE

In a locker room, a man in a white tank top confronts a muscular man dressed in leather harness gear. The scene is edited like a stealth-action video game, with trespassing and “SUBDUE” prompts, before the apparent fight turns into an absurdly intimate wrestling hold and loops back. The dramatic game music and grunts make the joke work by treating an obviously ridiculous encounter as a serious mission objective. EN: In a locker room, a man in a white tank top confronts a muscular man dressed in leather harness gear. The scene is edited like a stealth-action video game, with trespassing and “SUBDUE” prompts, before the apparent fight turns into an absurdly intimate wrestling hold and loops back. The dramatic game music and grunts make the joke work by treating an obviously ridiculous encounter as a serious mission objective.

Yes, I'm ready. I wanna see you sweat. Don't do this. You're out of bounds, pal. Is that so? Come on, give it a go. Ah, you bitch! I'm gonna get you for this! Ouch! Ouch! I feel like a new man.

• @afrosidemoon / 29324 2020-07-06