I Only Listen To Two People
I ONLY LISTEN TO TWO PEOPLE 1. MY WIFE 2. HHER BOYFRIEND DAQUAN 3. The microsoft office paper clip (Im never going to update to Vista)
A sinister skull with heart-shaped eyes claims to listen only to two people, then lists three: his wife, her boyfriend Daquan, and the Microsoft Office paper clip. The punchline is the contradiction, made more absurd by treating the old paper-clip assistant as an authority and joking about never upgrading to Windows Vista.
skull / черепheart-shaped eyes / глаза в форме сердецteeth / зубыdark background / тёмный фонwhite text / белый текстnumbered list / нумерованный списокwife / женаboyfriend / бойфрендMicrosoft Office paper clip / скрепка Microsoft Officecomputer software / компьютерная программаWindows Vista / Windows Vista
#skull / череп#hearts / сердца#wife / жена#boyfriend / бойфренд#clippy / клиппи#microsoft office / microsoft office#windows vista / windows vista#contradiction / противоречие#absurd / абсурд#dark humor / чёрный юмор#reaction / реакция#meme / мем#image macro / макрос изображения#nostalgia / ностальгия#software / софт#old computer / старый компьютер
- @afrosidemoon / 28615 2020-06-18
- Type
- image
- Size
- 527×800 · 69.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark
- Language
- en
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