Danger Zone Decision Chart
CALL WAITER DANGER ZONE CALL TAXI PET CHILDREN PET DOG REST
A stick figure reaches across a circular gauge divided into safe green and dangerous red zones. The labels show increasingly risky choices, with “CALL WAITER” and “DANGER ZONE” at the top, while mundane options like calling a taxi, petting children, petting a dog, or resting occupy the lower sections. The joke is an absurd reaction to being indecisive or overwhelmed by simple everyday choices.
stick figure / человечек-палочникcircular gauge / круговой индикаторgreen zone / зелёная зонаred zone / красная зонаpink danger area / розовая опасная зонаno-entry signs / знаки «въезд запрещён»outstretched arms / вытянутые рукиoutstretched legs / вытянутые ногиwhite pointer marks / белые отметки шкалыblack labels / чёрные надписи
- @afrosidemoon / 54961 2023-03-02
- @threedotssavetogallery / 2756 2023-03-02
- Type
- image
- Size
- 754×800 · 65.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added