Sarissa Go Poke
NO!!! YOU CAN'T JUST STAB ME FROM 6M AWAY WITHOUT ME BEING ABLE TO FIGHT BACK!!! hahaha sarissa go poke
A heavily armored warrior complains about being stabbed from six meters away with a long spear while a Roman soldier calmly attacks him from a distance. The joke is that the sarissa, a famously long Macedonian pike, makes melee combat unfair and prevents the victim from fighting back. It is used as a reaction to long-range attacks or unfair advantages. EN: A heavily armored warrior complains about being stabbed from six meters away with a long spear while a Roman soldier calmly attacks him from a distance. The joke is that the sarissa, a famously long Macedonian pike, makes melee combat unfair and prevents the victim from fighting back. It is used as a reaction to long-range attacks or unfair advantages.
- @afrosidemoon / 25789 2020-04-10
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- image
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- 800×307 · 23.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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