Fapping at 3AM Myth vs Fact

MYTH Fapping at 3am because your lonely and sad FACT Fapping at 3am because it releases Oxytocin and vasopressin which help you sleep

A two-panel presentation slide contrasts a red “MYTH” claim about masturbating at 3 a.m. because you are lonely and sad with a blue “FACT” claim that it releases oxytocin and vasopressin, helping you sleep. The joke uses mock-scientific justification to reframe a lonely late-night habit as a practical health strategy, making it suitable as an ironic reaction to sleep deprivation or masturbation excuses.

• @afrosidemoon / 25618 2020-04-06