British People Be Like

British ppl be like “ it’s chewsday innit ” british people watching spider man be like “Peta paka” british people be like “can i get a boao of wooa” british people get mad and be like “are you facken schewpid” British people getting stabbed be like: “Oit there mate, bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit?”

A woman reacts to a series of fake tweets parodying British accents and mannerisms, including saying “chewsday,” mispronouncing Spider-Man, asking for water, getting angry, and politely responding to being stabbed. The punchline is the absurd contrast between stereotypically polite British phrasing and increasingly ridiculous situations, ending with extreme politeness toward someone putting a knife in her chest. EN: A woman reacts to a series of fake tweets parodying British accents and mannerisms, including saying “chewsday,” mispronouncing Spider-Man, asking for water, getting angry, and politely responding to being stabbed. The punchline is the absurd contrast between stereotypically polite British phrasing and increasingly ridiculous situations, ending with extreme politeness toward someone putting a knife in her chest.

British people be like, it's Tuesday and it... British people watching Spider-Man be like, Peter Parker! British people be like, can I get a bottle of water? People get mad and be like, are you fucking stupid? I would be like, aye there mate, bit rude to put that knife in my chest and it...

• @afrosidemoon / 25615 2020-04-06