Primitive Earth Gets Hit by Moon

MAN I SURE DO LOVE BEING A PRIMITIVE EARTH I HOPE NO LARGE CELESTIAL BODIES CRASH INTO ME IN MY EARLY DEVELOPMENT OH GOD OH FUCK moom

A primitive, dog-faced Earth is shown enjoying its early development before a large celestial body crashes into it, followed by an image of a screaming animal and a moon-faced planet labeled “moom.” The joke parodies Earth’s formation and the Moon’s collision with absurd, poorly spelled cosmic imagery, making it useful as a reaction to impending disaster. EN: A primitive, dog-faced Earth is shown enjoying its early development before a large celestial body crashes into it, followed by an image of a screaming animal and a moon-faced planet labeled “moom.” The joke parodies Earth’s formation and the Moon’s collision with absurd, poorly spelled cosmic imagery, making it useful as a reaction to impending disaster.

• @afrosidemoon / 24968 2020-03-23