Holding Hands After Marriage

Text on the meme

We’ve been going out for almost 2 years, can we please hold hands?! No, not until after marriage

What it means

A crying woman asks her bearded man, who looks like a stoic Chad, if they can hold hands after dating for almost two years. He refuses until marriage, jokingly portraying extreme modesty and traditional relationship values as absurdly strict. It is used as a reaction to exaggerated chastity, delayed intimacy, or ironically conservative dating standards.

Who

Wojak / Вояк Chad / Чад

Objects

crying woman / плачущая женщина bearded man / бородатый мужчина long blonde hair / длинные светлые волосы blue floral dress / синее платье с цветочным узором facial tears / слёзы на лице red eyes / красные глаза beard / борода short blond haircut / короткая светлая стрижка black shirt / чёрная рубашка drawn meme characters / нарисованные мемные персонажи white background / белый фон speech captions / текстовые подписи