Sexy Crime Law-Abiding Citizen

Text on the meme

IF BEING SEXY WAS A CRIME I'D BE A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN

What it means

A low-resolution blocky white creature with a large beak and red tongue poses against a dark background. The caption jokes that the creature is so unattractive or unsexy that it would be a law-abiding citizen if being sexy were a crime, making this a self-deprecating reaction meme.

Objects

blocky white creature / белое блочное существо large beak / большой клюв black square eyes / чёрные квадратные глаза red tongue / красный язык open mouth / открытый рот long arms / длинные руки hands / кисти рук dark background / тёмный фон white body / белое тело meme caption / подпись мема