Awkward Army Ex Message

Hi. Listen up I’m in the army now. It’s been a while a few years. Am I still pissed that you said no to me and yes to Hayden? Sure can I blame you no. I was little virgin with embarrassing hair. But the fact is I’m rigid as fuck. Wanna catch up? Yours truly Trainee guardsman Pugh xxx

A young trainee guardsman takes a mirror selfie in uniform and overlays it with an awkward message to an old romantic interest. The joke is the deliberately embarrassing, overly dramatic letter and the accidental sexual double meaning of “rigid as fuck,” making it useful as a cringe reaction to an ex or an uncomfortable attempt to reconnect. EN: A young trainee guardsman takes a mirror selfie in uniform and overlays it with an awkward message to an old romantic interest. The joke is the deliberately embarrassing, overly dramatic letter and the accidental sexual double meaning of “rigid as fuck,” making it useful as a cringe reaction to an ex or an uncomfortable attempt to reconnect.

• @afrosidemoon / 23197 2020-02-05