Selling My Wife’s Upper Teeth

Text on the meme

Teefers $20 Temple, GA My wife keeps eating my Captain Crunch so I’m selling her upper teeth. Don’t feel sorry for her, she was warned. $20 obo

What it means

A fake Facebook Marketplace listing offers a woman’s upper dentures for sale because she keeps eating her husband’s Captain Crunch. The absurd punchline is the exaggerated punishment and the casual “$20 obo” price for someone’s teeth, making it useful as a reaction to petty or ridiculous consequences. EN: A fake Facebook Marketplace listing offers a woman’s upper dentures for sale because she keeps eating her husband’s Captain Crunch. The absurd punchline is the exaggerated punishment and the casual “$20 obo” price for someone’s teeth, making it useful as a reaction to petty or ridiculous consequences.

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Facebook Marketplace listing / объявление на Facebook Marketplace upper dentures / верхние зубные протезы hand / рука fingers / пальцы teeth / зубы pink gums / розовые дёсны Captain Crunch cereal / хлопья Captain Crunch metal counter / металлическая столешница price tag / ценник online sale post / публикация о продаже