Females With Their Barber vs Me

Text on the meme

Females with their barber: Me with my barber:

What it means

The top panel shows a woman receiving attentive, careful treatment from her barber. The bottom panel shows a strange green-faced barber awkwardly cutting the hair of a yellow-faced customer, parodying the contrast between women’s pampered salon experience and the chaotic or careless haircut experience imagined by the meme. It is used as a self-deprecating reaction to a bad, uncomfortable, or bizarre barber visit.

Objects

woman / женщина female barber / женщина-парикмахер curly hair / кудрявые волосы salon chair / кресло в салоне mirror / зеркало haircutting scissors / парикмахерские ножницы barber cape / парикмахерская накидка denim shirt / джинсовая рубашка mannequin-like green face / зелёное лицо, похожее на манекен yellow emoji-like face / жёлтое лицо, похожее на эмодзи white shirt / белая рубашка black apron / чёрный фартук hair salon / парикмахерская hair products / средства для волос spray bottles / бутылочки с распылителем