Sex Crime Sentence Checklist

If sex was a crime how long would you be lock up?? Have nudes on your phone - 3yrs Fucked in shower - 2yrs Fucked in car - 2yrs Fucked in a bed neither of you owned - 5yrs Sex with lights on - 2yrs Sex in the dark - 1yr Sex in public - 4yrs Sex outside - 3yrs Sex with food - 3yrs Sex with toys - 2yrs Fucked while drunk - 3yrs Fucked while high - 3yrs Fucked with a friend - 4yrs Fucked with a stranger - 5yrs 3some or moresome - 4yrs Sex with same sex - 3yrs Sex with someone off limits - 5yrs Sex with your ex - 3yrs Sex before 18 - 3yrs Own sex toys - 3yrs Watch Porn - 1yr Made a sex tape - 5yrs

The image shows a humorous checklist assigning prison sentences to various sexual activities, alongside a nude person in a shower. The joke exaggerates ordinary sexual behavior as criminal offenses, inviting viewers to calculate how long they would be imprisoned based on their own experiences. It is typically shared as an adult reaction meme or provocative joke. EN: The image shows a humorous checklist assigning prison sentences to various sexual activities, alongside a nude person in a shower. The joke exaggerates ordinary sexual behavior as criminal offenses, inviting viewers to calculate how long they would be imprisoned based on their own experiences. It is typically shared as an adult reaction meme or provocative joke.

• @afrosidemoon / 18411 2019-10-05