Crocodile Shoes Sexting Fail

Hey, we should sext I'll start *takes off Crocs* Why would you take them off *slowly puts Crocs back on* That's right daddy

A text-message exchange shows someone trying to initiate sexting by taking off their Crocs, then awkwardly putting them back on after being questioned. The joke comes from treating unattractive, practical footwear as part of a seductive striptease and instantly backing down when the move is challenged.

• @afrosidemoon / 17021 2019-08-26