Silent Mouse Saves Relationship

★★★★★ Works Great!, November 13, 2012 By LooseSeal Verified Purchase (What's this?) This review is from: Nexus Silent Wired Mouse SM-8500 (Personal Computers) My girlfriend and I were on the verge of breaking up because I would keep her awake at night with my constant mouse clicking. NOT ANYMORE! Consider this relationship saved. This mouse is so silent she will sometimes forget I'm even home and invite her lover over. He's a pretty cool guy.

A product review for a silent wired computer mouse claims that it saved the reviewer’s relationship by stopping the clicking that kept his girlfriend awake. The punchline is that the mouse is so quiet she forgets he is home and invites her lover over, creating an absurdly literal interpretation of “saving” the relationship.

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