Make Her Pussy Wet
Make her pussy wet not her eyes. Make his dick hard not his life Break her bed not her heart play with her boobs not her feelings Get on his dick not his nerves. always salt your pasta while boiling it
A screenshot shows a series of provocative, rhyming relationship one-liners, ending with the practical advice to salt pasta while boiling it. The joke comes from the escalating sexual wordplay and the abrupt, unrelated cooking tip, making it useful as an absurd reaction to advice or a chaotic list of life lessons.
social media comment thread / ветка комментариев в соцсетиtext captions / текстовые подписиprofile icons / значки профилейwhite interface background / белый фон интерфейсаblack text / чёрный текстcomment rows / строки комментариевcooking advice / совет по готовкеpasta / пастаboiling water / кипящая вода
- @afrosidemoon / 13585 2019-05-27
- Type
- image
- Size
- 491×606 · 31.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, provocative
- Language
- en
- Added