Closest Thing to Friendship

Text on the meme

wanna come over and play minecraft bro im your drug dealer closest ive ever been to a friendship damn dude... I'll come, want me to bring something? an Xbox controller you got it bro and a fuckton of heroin

What it means

A fake chat conversation shows someone inviting a friend over to play Minecraft, only to reveal that the relationship is based on being a drug dealer and customer. The punchline is the absurd escalation from an Xbox controller to an enormous amount of heroin, making it a dark, deadpan reaction meme about an unusually transactional friendship.

Objects

smartphone screenshot / скриншот смартфона WhatsApp chat / чат WhatsApp chat bubbles / сообщения в чате phone status bar / строка состояния телефона Minecraft reference / отсылка к Minecraft Xbox controller / контроллер Xbox heroin / героин drug dealer / наркодилер friendship / дружба green message bubble / зелёное сообщение white message bubble / белое сообщение check marks / галочки