The Virgin Soda vs Chad Water

The Virgin Soda Rots teeth Artificial colors and flavors Causes caffeine addiction Only enjoyable when fizzy Has very little uses Has an expiration date Usually has an excessive amount of sugar One of the reasons why Americans are obese Lacks a fulfilling quench Cannot be found naturally The Chad Water Completely natural Life liquid Doesn't expire A timeless beverage Can be enjoyed hot, cold, flat, or fizzy Does not cause addiction Effectively quenches the thirst 0 grams of sugar Not linked to oral or gastric harm

The meme compares soda, portrayed as a weak and unhealthy “virgin,” with water, portrayed as a powerful and confident “Chad.” It humorously exaggerates water’s benefits while mocking soda’s sugar, caffeine, artificial ingredients, and health effects, making it useful as a reaction in debates about drinks or healthy living.

• @afrosidemoon / 11414 2019-04-06