Australian Spider Chart

Text on the meme

AUSTRALIAN SPIDER CHART BASTARD MOUSE SPIDER BIG BASTARD HUNTSMAN SPIDER UNDER THE BOG SEAT BASTARD BLACK HOUSE SPIDER DEADLY BASTARD REDBACK SPIDER FUNNEL WEB SPIDER BIG HAIRY BASTARD BIRD EATING SPIDER FLESH EATING BASTARD WHITE TIP SPIDER JUMP AT YOU BASTARD AUSTRALIAN JUMPING SPIDER

What it means

A chart humorously categorizes Australian spiders with increasingly exaggerated labels such as “BIG BASTARD,” “DEADLY BASTARD,” and “JUMP AT YOU BASTARD.” The joke plays on Australia’s reputation for frightening spiders and presents ordinary species names as crude, threatening descriptions, making it useful as an absurd reaction to something terrifying or unexpectedly intense.

Objects

spider / паук spider chart / таблица с пауками red background / красный фон white panel / белая панель mouse spider / мышиный паук huntsman spider / паук-охотник black house spider / чёрный домовый паук redback spider / красноспинный паук funnel web spider / воронковый паук bird-eating spider / птицеед white-tip spider / белоконечный паук Australian jumping spider / австралийский паук-скакун