Virgin 2019 Website

Virgin 2019 website Rounded edges on every element so nobody gets hurt Adjusts to all screen sizes like a pussy Everything is white Forced smooth scroll Everything is animated Warns about cookies Requires JavaScript to show anything Begs for email addresses “Values” your privacy Wants to know your location Wants to show notifications I'm not a robot Privacy - Terms reCAPTCHA

A minimalist walking figure represents a stereotypical 2019 website, surrounded by complaints about rounded interfaces, animations, cookies, JavaScript, privacy demands, email collection, location tracking, and notifications. The joke mocks overly cautious, bloated web design and intrusive website practices by personifying them as a weak, overly sensitive “virgin” website. EN: A minimalist walking figure represents a stereotypical 2019 website, surrounded by complaints about rounded interfaces, animations, cookies, JavaScript, privacy demands, email collection, location tracking, and notifications. The joke mocks overly cautious, bloated web design and intrusive website practices by personifying them as a weak, overly sensitive “virgin” website.

• @afrosidemoon / 10230 2019-03-10