Heavy Weapons Guy Is My Weapon

I am: Straight Gay Bi Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.

A Team Fortress 2 Heavy stands behind his massive minigun. The joke combines a sexuality-choice poll with the Heavy Weapons Guy option, then quotes the absurdly expensive weapon description from the game. It is used as an absurd reaction to show exaggerated devotion to heavy weapons. EN: A Team Fortress 2 Heavy stands behind his massive minigun. The joke combines a sexuality-choice poll with the Heavy Weapons Guy option, then quotes the absurdly expensive weapon description from the game. It is used as an absurd reaction to show exaggerated devotion to heavy weapons.

• @afrosidemoon / 9540 2019-02-24