Rules for Your New Gift

Rules for Your New Gift 1. If I call you must pause game and talk to me with full attention. 2. No starting another match if we are planning to hangout or I ask to hangout. 3. You must ask if it is okay for you to play while I am over at your house with you. Make sure I have something to do while you are in battle. 4. You must reply to a text no longer than 11 minutes. 5. Do not forget to give me just as much attention. I Blake Perry will follow these rules and in return I will be enjoying my new game and loving my girlfriend at the same time. But if I do not follow these rules my girlfriend, Ashley Davison, can take this game away from me at anytime for the rest of my life. So I will follow those rules and not forget about my girlfriend. Signature Blake Perry

A smiling woman holds a new Call of Duty game while presenting a mock relationship contract with strict rules about attention, gaming, hanging out, and replying to texts. The joke is that the boyfriend formally agrees to impossible gamer-girlfriend conditions in exchange for keeping his new game, making it useful as a reaction to controlling relationship rules or gaming priorities. EN: A smiling woman holds a new Call of Duty game while presenting a mock relationship contract with strict rules about attention, gaming, hanging out, and replying to texts. The joke is that the boyfriend formally agrees to impossible gamer-girlfriend conditions in exchange for keeping his new game, making it useful as a reaction to controlling relationship rules or gaming priorities.

• @afrosidemoon / 9363 2019-02-20