Backdoor Offer Too Good to Refuse

I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open She said "It's my husband!. Quick, try the backdoor!" Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that every day.

A text-based sexual joke describes a man having sex with a woman when her husband unexpectedly arrives. Instead of fleeing, she suggests using the backdoor, and the narrator stays because he interprets the suggestion as an appealing sexual offer. The punchline comes from the double meaning of "backdoor" and his absurdly poor judgment.

• @afrosidemoon / 9239 2019-02-17