Stop Using Pro Bird Propaganda

Stop using pro bird propaganda Instead of: "Oh look a bird." "Look the birds are migrating" "I love birds." "The birds are chirping." "Birds are real." Say: "There goes a governmental surveillance drone." "The drones are going on their annual trip to their charging ports" "I have been fooled by the government into loving a surveillance drone" "The drones are making their daily automated sound to fool the masses." "I am a blind fool who must be awakened to the feathered gospel"

A satirical comparison chart tells people to replace ordinary statements about birds with elaborate conspiracy-theory descriptions claiming that birds are government surveillance drones. The joke mocks paranoid thinking and needlessly convoluted language. EN: A satirical comparison chart tells people to replace ordinary statements about birds with elaborate conspiracy-theory descriptions claiming that birds are government surveillance drones. The joke mocks paranoid thinking and needlessly convoluted language.

• @afrosidemoon / 7836 2019-01-13