You Can't Hold Hands With God

Text on the meme

YOU CAN'T HOLD 'HANDS WITH GOD WHEN YOU'RE MASTURBATING UNLESS.......

What it means

A two-panel joke shows a glowing hand with the warning that you cannot hold hands with God while masturbating. The second panel reveals a tattooed forearm and hand extending from a severed-looking wrist, implying an absurd workaround: detach the hand so it can hold God’s hand while the person masturbates. It is shared as an absurd, darkly suggestive reaction meme. EN: A two-panel joke shows a glowing hand with the warning that you cannot hold hands with God while masturbating. The second panel reveals a tattooed forearm and hand extending from a severed-looking wrist, implying an absurd workaround: detach the hand so it can hold God’s hand while the person masturbates. It is shared as an absurd, darkly suggestive reaction meme.

Objects

glowing hand / светящаяся рука open palm / раскрытая ладонь religious light / религиозное сияние white caption text / белый текст подписи tattooed forearm / татуированное предплечье fist / кулак long hair / длинные волосы dark background / тёмный фон severed-looking wrist / похожее на отрубленное запястье two-panel meme / мем из двух панелей