Bear Attack Risk Chart

CHART TO HELP DETERMINE RISK OF BEAR ATTACK: NO RISK OF BEAR ATTACK ALSO NO RISK OF BEAR ATTACK Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune REALLY VERY HIGH RISK OF BEAR ATTACK

A chart of the Solar System labels the space near Mercury, Venus, and the outer planets as having no risk of a bear attack, while Earth is marked as having a really very high risk. The joke is the absurd claim that bears are a danger specifically on Earth, making this useful as a reaction to exaggerate an obvious or ridiculous risk. EN: A chart of the Solar System labels the space near Mercury, Venus, and the outer planets as having no risk of a bear attack, while Earth is marked as having a really very high risk. The joke is the absurd claim that bears are a danger specifically on Earth, making this useful as a reaction to exaggerate an obvious or ridiculous risk.

• @afrosidemoon / 7151 2018-12-24