Jeremy’s Santa Complaint

DEER SANTA, i AM RITING THIS ON THE DAY AFTER X-MAS AND i AM VERY SAD. i ONLY RECEIVED 1 OF THE 2 PRESENTS i ASKED FOR. SENSE YOU ATE MY COOKYS I WILL ASOOM THAT MY MISSING GIFT WUZ A MIS TAKE. I WILL GIVE YOU 1 WEEK TOO FIX THIS. JEREMY Dear Jeremy, I'm sorry you are disappointed with your presents. You asked for two very expensive presents and Santa can only do so much. You need learn to be grateful for what you have, not upset about what you don't. If you continue to complain I will have no choice but to add you to the naughty list next year. Santa

A child named Jeremy writes Santa a poorly spelled letter complaining that he received only one of the two presents he requested, especially after Santa ate his cookies. Santa replies sternly that Jeremy should be grateful or he will be added to the naughty list, making the joke about a child treating Christmas like a customer-service dispute.

• @afrosidemoon / 6844 2018-12-16