License to Shred
CALIFORNIA LICENSE TO SHRED CLASS: C GUSTO GAV YOUR HOUSE SEX: EVERY NIGHT HAIR: MULLET HT: 5’10” WT: 178 COCONUTS RSTR: WEARS SHADES DAY AND NIGHT DOB: 08-29-1989 Beer Me
A parody California driver’s license shows a shaggy-haired man in sunglasses with absurd personal details, including “GUSTO GAV,” a mullet, a height measured in feet and inches, and a weight measured in coconuts. The punchline is the fake “license to shred” identity and the ridiculous “Beer Me” signature, making it useful as an absurd reaction to someone acting like a rock star or party legend.
man with long hair / мужчина с длинными волосамиsunglasses / солнцезащитные очкиdriver’s license / водительские праваlicense card / карточка удостоверенияportrait photo / портретная фотографияblue background / синий фонmullet haircut / стрижка маллетblack shirt / чёрная рубашкаred date text / красный текст с датойhandwritten signature / рукописная подписьCalifornia license design / дизайн калифорнийских прав
- @afrosidemoon / 4556 2018-10-08
- Type
- image
- Size
- 750×540 · 56.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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