Make Her Pussy Wet
Make her pussy wet not her eyes. Make his dick hard not his life Break her bed not her heart play with her boobs not her feelings Get on his dick not his nerves. always salt your pasta while boiling it
A screenshot shows a stack of short social-media comments giving vulgar, pun-based relationship advice, ending with ordinary pasta-cooking advice. The joke comes from twisting familiar phrases into sexual double entendres, followed by an unexpectedly practical cooking tip.
- @afrosidemoon / 1009 2018-05-02
- Type
- image
- Size
- 500×551 · 18.9 KiB
- Mood
- vulgar, absurd
- Language
- en
- Added