Armored Wizard in Public

Wearing armor in public because 13% of the wizards are casting 60% of the spells

A person in elaborate medieval armor sits in a restaurant booth and repeatedly gestures dramatically. The joke combines a fantasy wizard stereotype with a mock statistic, suggesting that a small group of wizards causes most of the magical trouble, so wearing armor in public is treated as sensible protection. Enya’s “Caribbean Blue” plays in the background, adding an ethereal, serene mood that contrasts humorously with the paranoid explanation. EN: A person in elaborate medieval armor sits in a restaurant booth and repeatedly gestures dramatically. The joke combines a fantasy wizard stereotype with a mock statistic, suggesting that a small group of wizards causes most of the magical trouble, so wearing armor in public is treated as sensible protection. Enya’s “Caribbean Blue” plays in the background, adding an ethereal, serene mood that contrasts humorously with the paranoid explanation.

♪ Enya — Caribbean Blue

• @deenya_md / 29489 2026-10-26