Real Devs Don't Use PHP

The PHP Foundation @ThePHPF · 19h The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or exploit evidence. people still use php ? ... are you actually surprised by this? not a dev? real devs dont use php aren't you the moron that exposed your API keys on stream/uploaded your .env files and lost $90,000 and cried about it on your X lol x.com/JustLong... you're a real dev for sure! FINALLY found how my key got leaked and got the $90,000 bill from google Opus 5.5 said codex had PUBLISHED MY ****ING .ENV TO CLOUDFLARE PAGES !! ...

A screenshot of an X/Twitter exchange about PHP developers. One user claims that real developers do not use PHP, but another mocks them by recalling that they exposed API keys, leaked an environment file, and incurred a $90,000 Google bill. The joke is the hypocrisy: the person criticizing PHP appears to have made a much more serious developer mistake. EN: A screenshot of an X/Twitter exchange about PHP developers. One user claims that real developers do not use PHP, but another mocks them by recalling that they exposed API keys, leaked an environment file, and incurred a $90,000 Google bill. The joke is the hypocrisy: the person criticizing PHP appears to have made a much more serious developer mistake.

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