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Everything Goes Straight to Postgres

Everything Goes Straight to Postgres

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TRANSACTIONAL DATA? POSTGRES. ANALYTICAL DATA? ALSO POSTGRES. JSON DATA? STRAIGHT TO POSTGRES. GEO DATA? .... POSTGRES. STORING VECTORS? BELIEVE IT OR NOT... ALSO POSTGRES.
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A man in a ceremonial military uniform answers a series of questions about storing transactional, analytical, JSON, geospatial, and vector data. Every answer is “Postgres,” joking about PostgreSQL’s broad range of capabilities and its reputation as the database that can handle almost anything. It is used as a reaction when one technology or tool is presented as the solution for every problem.

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