Video Game Characters in Seven Hour War

Would win the Seven hour war Dante Doomslayer Kratos Master Chief Frisk Steve Samus Aran Kirby Would stay in stasis until 20 fucking years Gordon Freeman Would survive and overthrow the combine 2B Bayonetta Blazkowicz Geralt of Rivia Duke Nukem Bearer of the Curse Isaac Clarke Cuphead Marcus Fenix Peter Parker PAC-MAN The Chosen Undead Mario Shepard Raiden Would survive 9S Banjo Batman Cal Kestis Chris Redfield DeWitt Solid Snake Ezio Auditore Altair Leon S. Kennedy Max Payne Lara Croft Nathan Drake Jesse Sonic V Clementine Wouldn’t survive Arthur Morgan John Marston Joel Michael De Santa

A tier list ranks famous video game characters by how they would fare in the Seven Hour War from Half-Life. The top characters would win, Gordon Freeman would remain in stasis for twenty years, and the middle group would survive and overthrow the Combine; the weakest characters would not survive. The joke comes from comparing wildly powerful heroes and protagonists from different games to the apocalyptic alien invasion, with Gordon’s fate referencing the Half-Life story. EN: A tier list ranks famous video game characters by how they would fare in the Seven Hour War from Half-Life. The top characters would win, Gordon Freeman would remain in stasis for twenty years, and the middle group would survive and overthrow the Combine; the weakest characters would not survive. The joke comes from comparing wildly powerful heroes and protagonists from different games to the apocalyptic alien invasion, with Gordon’s fate referencing the Half-Life story.