Cat Calls Police on Darnell

911 w “Hey man, yeah, I- see I'm cooking something here. I was wondering how much trouble “Well yeah, I figure (types on keyboard) “Is this Darnell Bigums of Che “No, uh... Darnell's not here right now “Aw shit, nuts, I mean, y “Aw shit, nuts, I mean, yeah that's fine, cause nothing's wrong here, ‘cept me just cooking some meth aw double nuts I said it again.” “Alright, see y'all in a lit

A sad-looking cat wearing a police cap appears in a police-station reception area and then in a shabby kitchen while fake emergency-call captions unfold. The caller accidentally admits to cooking meth, asks whether Darnell is there, and panics when the police are sent over; the repeated “nuts” joke makes the situation absurd. It is used as a reaction to accidentally incriminating yourself or making a problem much worse by calling for help.

911, what's your emergency? Hey man, yeah, I saw him cooking something here. I was wondering how much trouble you could get in for a mess. And you've called the police to ask how legal mess is? Well, yeah, I figured if anyone would know it would be you guys. Is this Darnell Beckham's that Cherrywood wrote? No. Darnell's not here right now. Can I take a message? The police are on their way, Darnell. Ah, shit, nuts. I mean, yeah, that's fine. Because nothing's wrong here. Send me just cooking some mess. Ah, double nuts. I said it again. See you soon Darnell. Alright, it was great talking to you. Good talking to you too. Alright, see y'all in a little bit.