Man Reacts to Military Aircraft

Grumman F-14 Tomcat Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II "Warthog" Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II North American F-86 Sabre Boeing X-32 Republic P-47 Thunderbolt McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet Boeing KC-135 Stratotanker

A wide-eyed man enthusiastically reacts as a sequence of military aircraft appears beside him, from the F-14 Tomcat and A-10 Warthog to the F-35, F-86 Sabre, X-32, P-47 Thunderbolt, F/A-18 Hornet, and KC-135 Stratotanker. His increasingly intense expressions and absurd narration turn an aircraft showcase into a chaotic reaction video, making it useful as a reaction to something escalating or wildly over-the-top.

Nice. I'm the fastest in the land. I saw that mark, I saw that. Really fast. Fantastic. You can't see me. I could kill you in five seconds. Where do you think you're trying to go? It was huge. It was taller than me. That was a bit rich, but OK. Waste of money. I don't like it very much. Hmm. Stand by. Wee! Coughlump. Wee! Coughlump. Onto the city. It's all shiny. Look at that. Not a cloud in sight. No breathing. Mad dog stuff. He's smiling all over his big face. Yeah! I can't stand the noise! It's a lump in your head. I am angry. Really angry. You come for me. I'm up there with the back of my hand, then in there and you're just a slab of meat. Come on. Kill me. Okay. Boom. Dead. I'd like. Always knew you were a bit weak. I can't get a moment's peace round here. Cool. Just cool. Then into the mouth. Nice. Hey little hamburger, you can't run away. Trained I am. Commando. Can I have a drink?