City Skylines Safety Audit

Hi I'm Mason and I'm conducting all the essential services which is great! why is that? Education is great! bridge the gap there? except up until the spaghetti interchange. The sewerage system goes AFTER the water pump Please make a city better than this.

A safety auditor named Mason tours a badly planned City: Skylines city, praising its services, schools, roads, and transit before revealing absurd infrastructure failures: emergency services are isolated, schools skip the middle grades, the roads form a spaghetti interchange, and sewage comes after the water pump. The deadpan delivery and increasingly chaotic game footage turn ordinary urban-planning commentary into an absurd reaction meme. EN: A safety auditor named Mason tours a badly planned City: Skylines city, praising its services, schools, roads, and transit before revealing absurd infrastructure failures: emergency services are isolated, schools skip the middle grades, the roads form a spaghetti interchange, and sewage comes after the water pump. The deadpan delivery and increasingly chaotic game footage turn ordinary urban-planning commentary into an absurd reaction meme.

Hi, I'm Mason and I'm conducting the safety audit on Sh*****g Spill. Well, I have to say that. I can see here it says you have all the essential services, which is great. You know, police, ambulance, fire department. However, they are all on a single road five kilometres out of town. Why is that? Oh, thanks for the glass of water. Oh, it's a bit tangy. It says here you have 10 schools. Fantastic. Education is great. However, nine of them are elementary schools and the other one is a university. Didn't want to bridge the gap there. No. Who did the roads and the trains and the buses? Because they're all wonderful. I don't have a bad word to say at all Except up until the spaghetti interchange. How did this happen? I'm actually impressed it even functions While we're on the topic of who done it who did the water system in this city? Okay, the sewerage system goes after the water pump the way it's set up everyone to be drinking their own Oh no city's skylines. Please make a city better than this