Average Redditor Sword Debate

Average Redditor goes to a sword shop and meets another average Redditor: going against my better judgment I will ask you this question: In an effort to meet your requests and going against my better judgment and not just a useless damsel interested in a decorative piece no the Highlands of planet Proxima Centauri b amazing how confidently you reveal your own ignorance you'd recommend a sword that is actually capable of winning wars please continue believing what you want to believe not everyone has the muscular strength to carry the Highland Claymore

A bearded man wearing a flat cap, cat-print shirt, and vest delivers a sarcastic sword-shop monologue directly to the camera. He pretends to recommend a Scottish Highland Claymore, mocks Japanese-sword enthusiasts as ignorant, and ends by implying they are too weak to carry the claymore. The deadpan spoken delivery and background music make the escalating gatekeeping and absurd sword nationalism work as a reaction meme. EN: A bearded man wearing a flat cap, cat-print shirt, and vest delivers a sarcastic sword-shop monologue directly to the camera. He pretends to recommend a Scottish Highland Claymore, mocks Japanese-sword enthusiasts as ignorant, and ends by implying they are too weak to carry the claymore. The deadpan spoken delivery and background music make the escalating gatekeeping and absurd sword nationalism work as a reaction meme.

Going against my better judgment, I will ask you this question. Which sword on this wall is actually practical for real life combat? In an effort to meet your request and going against my better judgment, I'll have to assume that you're actually worthy of being a swordsman, and not just a useless damsel interested in a decorative piece. Now that said, I would recommend the Highland Claymore. Highland as in the Highlands in Scotland? No, the Highlands of Planet Proxima Centuri be. Obviously I'm joking since even math readers would know I'm referring to Scotland. Recommending a Scottish sword, amazing how confidently you reveal your own ignorance. Since if you even had a snitch at the expertise, you would recommend a sword that is actually capable of winning wars and not just getting conquered. And that blade would only be of Japanese origin. But please, continue believing what you want to believe. Ignorance truly is bliss. Yes, you're right that the lighter weight Japanese katanas were suited for you. Not everyone has the muscular strength to carry the Highland Claymore.