Bro Has 100% Sensitivity

bro has 100% sensitivity 💀💀

A split-screen TikTok video shows a masked soldier and a young woman acting out a step-by-step guide for how to behave when seeing an attractive person: looking away, glancing back, smiling, waving, laughing, blowing kisses, making exaggerated faces, and finally signaling “call me.” The joke is the soldier’s awkwardly intense, over-the-top execution of every flirtatious reaction, contrasted with the woman’s amused responses. EN: A split-screen TikTok video shows a masked soldier and a young woman acting out a step-by-step guide for how to behave when seeing an attractive person: looking away, glancing back, smiling, waving, laughing, blowing kisses, making exaggerated faces, and finally signaling “call me.” The joke is the soldier’s awkwardly intense, over-the-top execution of every flirtatious reaction, contrasted with the woman’s amused responses.

How to act when you see an attractive person. Quickly look away. Now slowly look back. Slight smile. Look down. Slowly look up at them. Start to wave high, but then change your mind. Now laugh to yourself. Now dead serious. Now blow them a kiss. Blow them another kiss. Now blow them a French kiss. Flare your nostrils. Now flick your tongue like a lizard. Look away. Now start to look them up and down. Yes, up and down. Now squint your eyes and mouth the words, Call me.